Hey Marin County, you knew it was just a matter of time. Flip on the light, and the place is overrun by cockroaches. With Obama leading McCain by 11 points, at least according to the folks at Gallup, we guess now is that time.
Of course we're referring to the avalanche of slime and innuendo that the McCain-Palin campaign has started to heap upon Obama.
McCain's age must be affecting his memory because he's apparently forgotten the slanderous Atwater-Rove tactics used against him by Bush in 2000, when the Bush campaign spread an untrue and racist rumor that McCain had fathered a black child out of wedlock. McCain's campaign never recovered.
Now he's using the same dirty people, and the same dirty tactics. Nice going, John.
First he unleashed his main attack dog, Sarah "Six-Pack" Palin, who got things started with constant references to Obama's erstwhile "terrorist connections." Trying to target Obama as un-American is really ballsy coming from someone who was a member of a group that advocates the secession of Alaska from the U.S.
Conservative pundit David Brooks said Sarah Palin "represents a fatal cancer" to her party. We won't argue with him.
Another GOP pitbull introduced both candidates at a rally in Pennsylvania, twice referring to the Christian Democratic candidate as "Barack Hussein Obama" in an obvious attempt to paint him as Muslim.
Then the "elder statesmen" candidate took up the gauntlet, asking voters at stops if they knew the 'real' Obama. A new McCain campaign ad calls Obama "dangerous" and "dishonorable." Who are they kidding? McCain's new tactics are the only dishonorable thing here.
It's hard not to be both disgusted, and embarrassed by McCain's frantic grab for the golden ring. He wants it so bad now, he'd push small children off the merry-go-round just to grab it.
And finally, the fanatics at Fox are slobbering at the mouth, too. Sean Hannity should be thrown off the air for his incendiary and groundless assertion that Obama's community organizing work was "training for a radical overthrow of the government."
The thing about negative campaigns is, often- Dukakis, Kerry- they work. But maybe, this time it won't.
Maybe the whole country is so wretchedly obsessed over the tattered economy, our tarnished world-wide reputation and the ongoing failure in Iraq that they will ignore the pathetic pandering to America's baser instincts.
Then McCain and Palin can just disappear back into the dark like so many cockroaches.